LOL. I'm sucha bamf.
Mom: “I’m getting married next friday” Me: “Oh, so that means I have to go shopping, again? Oh shame.” Gma: “-______-“ Teeehee, it’s not that I’m not happy (which I’m not), I just have an excuse to get dressed up. Wootwoooot.
My mom's getting married next friday.
I hate seeing girls at the mall that think they're...
-tasteofyourlips: Because when they walk by they’re like: and then I see guys looking at them like: So, I’m just like:
I wouldn't mind some sex and hot chocolate right...
Love's not a grain, it won't decay on you.
i don't want to grow up.
I wanna be a Toys ‘R Us kid.
When my friends say " I remember when you...
lollipopsturnintocigarettes: I’m like
LET'S HAVE A SEXY PARTY
Ma Vie.: PAUSE. →
remarkablexnat: Someone PLEASE EXPLAIN: Me: Mom, did you catch the symbolism in the movie For Colored Girls? Mom: Did you learn your lesson? (turns around and walk away AND she said it with a hostile voice.) Me: What lesson was there for me to learn.. Me: WTF? That’s not what I fucking asked you. My Sister (…
Life's a bitch cause a hoe is too easy.
That awkward moment when you ask your followers to leave things in your ask box, then return a few hours later to find no one did.